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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:41

Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
What was your most memorable experience catching a fraudulent car seller?
Unacceptable again!
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Just Forget it!
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Have you ever seen a woman having sex with a dog?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Why doesn’t the UK change their flag?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...