What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do I identify fake friends in life?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Ah so!”

How do you respond to "I don't like you anymore"?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is rap* a crime?

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service